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FOR SALE: Black Highland Cow - "Momma Odie" a.k.a. Satan - $2,500 (Manhattan, MT)
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Meet Momma Odie, an approximately 8-year-old black Highland cow with a strong independent streak... and possibly a vendetta against humanity. She’s open (not bred) and ready to find a peaceful new home - preferably far away from people.
The kids named her Momma Odie. We now call her Satan. You'll understand why.
She’s not aggressive - she’s just extremely selective about her company (read: she hates everyone). If you're looking for a cuddly barnyard friend, this ain’t it. But if you have a big grassy field, a good fence, and zero interest in close relationships with livestock, she’s your girl.
🌾 Highlights:
Loves sprinklers. Hates humans.
Will sometimes tolerate your presence if you come bearing treats - but don’t count on it.
Very low-maintenance if you leave her alone. The more you pretend she doesn't exist, the happier everyone will be.
Built like a tank, fluffs up like a teddy bear, and her black eyes stare into your soul like she knows your secrets.
🚫 Not recommended for:
Petting zoos
Children's birthday parties
Anyone who values personal safety over aesthetic pasture decor
✅ Recommended for:
Someone with fenced pastures
Someone who wants a lawn ornament with attitude
Someone who’s always said, “I wish I had a cow that actively dislikes me”
Rehoming fee applies. We want her to go to a good home - ideally one with fences and low expectations. Sprinkler not included.
📍Located in Manhattan, MT.
📩 Message if interested (or brave).