Do you need a truck that screams “I get things done” louder than its muffler ever could? Well, you’re in luck.
5.7L V8 Engine — the kind of motor that makes bald eagles cry tears of freedom.
4x4 with topper — whether you’re hauling lumber, camping gear, or your bad decisions, it’s got you covered.
Runs and drives great — no engine or transmission drama here. The Beast is as loyal as a golden retriever, but slightly hairier.
4WD works perfectly — mud, snow, or the apocalypse, you’re rolling through it.
Comes with an engine block heater (because winter is rude) and a battery cutoff switch (because sometimes you just want peace and quiet).
Now for the “character” section:
Paint has seen better days — let’s call it vintage patina.
Needs a muffler, battery, and windshield — hey, that’s just its way of saying “customize me.”
AC and radio don’t work — roll the windows down and sing louder, problem solved.
Windows are a little moody, but so am I, and I still get the job done.
All in all, this is a solid truck with a ton of potential. Put a little love into The Beast and it’ll carry you, your gear, and maybe your hopes and dreams, wherever you want to go.